Saturday, February 9, 2008

Fuck Me Running

I reserve the right to make lewd and perverted comments on my blog. It has nothing to do with any neurological disorder I may or may not have. It is not because I like the word Fuck, and use it often. It is not even about the fact that I call bad drivers "Fuck-Face" when no one else is in the car with me. That is actually part of a condition called Automotive Turrets...I made that up about a year ago.

Am I too old to still want to cuss like a sailor? I dunno, maybe. But the older I get, the less I care what people think.

So, my best friend from high school, Chris Gongaware, always use to say "Fuck me running." I have no idea what that means exactly, but as a teenager I thought it was cool. I didn't meet Chris until my senior year. She was the new girl. New as a senior in a town like that...new in the 8th grade was hard enough. So, we became great friends...outcasts attract and we did a ton of smoking and underage drinking together. And when we turned 18, it was frequent trips to Ohio to hit the bars. I always thought she was awesome. The year after high school she spent a lot of time stock piling her blood at the blood bank for a surgery she was planning to have. That was the thing to do at the time...with AIDS so new to the world. She ended up having this major surgery and wearing a cast around for what seemed like years afterward. She was so brave to go through that...she should have been off at college instead of being in so much pain. I have sort of lost touch with her over the years...we both have been through a lot of tragedies...it is hard to keep up when life has so many distractions. I have not seen her since the last time I was in Michigan.

So, if you Google your name and get here, Chris, email me. Or call me...actually, you better email me.

1 comment:

Jimmie said...

Hehehe. I get tourettes when I'm playing Rock Band and fuck it up! You know what I'm talking about "Shit!..... Fuck! .... God damnit!"

And for your information, you're NEVER too old to curse. Remember that episode of spongebob where Mr. Crabs' mother curses??? Exactly.