Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fugue Attack

I use to have this friend who insisted that one day I would have a massive fugue attack and then end up in the Florida Keys as a professional alligator wrestler. I must say that some days I think this is not beyond the realm of possibility. Although, I may wrestle crocodiles instead. Or kittens.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Best Laid Plans...

For all of the good planning and willingness to make a perfect product, shit happens. Human error. Man interacting with his environment and having to succumb to its hapless whims.
Did the man see the leaf and think, "you know, I can only do so much"? Or was he in a hurry and just did not care? Or did it blow in at the last moment and he was completely unaware? Or, my favorite choice, did he just let it happen because he knew the results would yield a perfect outline of a leaf that will live on until the next painter comes along? A little piece of chaos.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The Lights Are Out But Somebody's Home

Well, it is day three without power. I have a feeling I am going to have to figure out what batteries this lantern takes pretty soon.

Earlier we had pizza by candlelight. How romantic.

We just dumped nearly every bit of food we had in the fridge and freezer. That was a little depressing. The freezer stuff was gross. We have a shelf with stuff that may not stink if we wait. We will dump that later.

I am adapting surprisingly well. Although, I am convinced that having this access to the net and means to charge my electronic essentials means a lot. I will need to do laundry soon, though.

Prediction: Thursday night for the power.

Monday, September 15, 2008

On The News

On the news...well, my house is on the news. And my cars. I am not sure which network. They are talking about the power outage from Hurrican Ike. Yes, we has a hurricane in Central Ohio, no less. Category 1, and that is enough for me. The ironic thing is that we sent 50% of our electric crews to TX for Ike, So now we have no power. Went out at 3pm yesterday. Thank goodness for gas. Atleast I can take a hot shower. Plus, I am charging stuff at friends houses and work, and have internet access via the iPhone!
I also have a kick-ass battery lantern. Love it!

So, it is not so bad.

Joe and I were doing unspeakable things during the broadcast, by the way. lol.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

SNL - Palin and Clinton

OK, this is hilarious...and by the way, if you do not just assume you know what it means, a "flerg" is something that gives a man a flaccid penis.

Love it! "In conclusion, I invite the media to grow a pair. And if you cannot, I will lend you mine."

Now that is fucking priceless.

By the way, Tina Fey is Palin's twin - nothing against Fey!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

OMG .... itza Black Hole!!!!!

Okay, I know it is only the first part of the experiment at CERN, and we will not know if they are creating earth-consuming black holes until October, but this guy has a funny take on people's reactions....

Sour Kraut Balls

Mmmmmm. I hate sour kraut, but I loves me some sour kraut balls....here is the recipe:

Preheat oven to 350ยบ.

Brown 1 lb. Bob Evans Sausage (use regular and drain the grease)
Drain a 12 oz jar of Vlasic sour kraut. (drain well)

Mix the browned sausage and sour kraut in a bowl with 1 package of cream cheese.

Roll them into ballz...should make around 20 to 30 I think, depending on how big you like your balls.

Roll them in bread crumbs.

Place them on a cookie sheet and bake for 20 minutes.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008


You can put lipstick on a pig, but Sarah Palin is still a crazy bitch. Specifically a pitbull. Hey, she said it.

I am so sick of politics right now. It is quite sad that America will keep the Republicans in office when it is obvious they are destroying this country. When he chose Palin I thought, what a ploy! Who in the hell is going to fall for that?? Well, I should have known better. I think we need to reevaluate who gets to vote in this country. There should be an IQ test.