GAH!!!!!!

Holy shit. I just found a tiny spider spinning a web in my hair!! I am f'n serious!!!

At first I thought it was a tiny piece of lint, but then I realized that tiny piece of lint had tiny legs that were moving.

EEEEK!

Environmental Issues

I have a plant at work. Today I decided to bring it home.

Bigfoot!!!!!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'll get the DNA to you by Monday. Sure thing....

Rockin' the Diabetic Coma

So, according to one of my ologists I am a diabetic, but I have decided not to let that stop me from enjoying the delicious salty caramel ice cream that Jared left today. Yum!! Even better with brownies. ZOMG!

Photo credit...stole the pic off his blog.

About to Listen

The other day I accidentally turned the channel to Cspan2. Yes, I am serious. My clunky right hand hit the wrong buttons and there it was. Some older gentleman was being interviewed under the hot-looking gymnasium and television lights. I recognized the name on the bottom of the screen...Vincent Bugliosi. I have always been a fan of his work. He was the deputy DA that successfully put Manson away. I read his first book, Helter Skelter, when I was around 15. Now I am ready to "read" another of his works, The Prosecution of George W. Bush For Murder. Actually I bought the audio version from iTunes. I intend to keep an open mind while listening...we shall see how that goes.

Read the wiki for more.

Like a Duck

Actually a goose...went to gallery hop tonight. It was around the time that the sidewalks were overly crowded with people. If you know me then you know crowds are not my thing. So, I started to walk in the street at times. Which reminded me of all the Canadian geese at work, who, incidentally, cause me to hop-scotch along the sidewalks because of their piles of green excrement. But I digress. As we were walking to Caribou the other day we walked up on about 30 geese. They all took off moving exceptionally fast in fear of us, which surprised me. Off to the pond, they went, to eat more fish and grass so they would have ammunition for my shoes and give me reason to skip. So, off to feed our caffeine addictions we went. On the way back we saw the same gaggle of geese sloooooowly walking across the street in front of a car. So, my point, just in case you missed it, is I would rather take my chances with a 2 ton vehicle in the street that could mow me down than with a bunch of unruly humans on the sidewalk.

Where is my mind?

I love that song...


This week I feel completely empty. It's hard to explain. You know, there is a certain sadness in the melody of that song that really gets to me.

I often wonder if the madness of my creating is to develop some sort of immortality. Not an actual immortality, but just a way to perpetuate my existence in this realm of being. I have no kids...but what guarantee is there that your children will carry on any memories? I have no faith in medicine, at least in my lifetime. The best I could hope for is a way to interface technology with the organic and somehow capture the data in my brain that makes me me.

Or maybe there is a heaven.